Didn't your mother tell you not to be long.

You're so tall that the giraffes got jealous!

Why do ballerinas always stand on their tip-toes? Why don't the producers just hire taller dancers?

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You're so tall that even in the summer time you still have snow on your head.

Inside every short man is a tall man doubled over in pain.

Confucius say: Short man who dance with tall woman get bust in mouth.

You're so tall that even in the summer time you still have snow on your head.

"It is better to have loved a short man, than never to have loved a tall."

I'm glad you're tall. It gives me more of you to dislike.

"In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?"